101 Rajnikanth Jokes!!

With all due respect to the great actor, here is the collection of popular jokes on Rajnikanth:

Rajnikanth

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. …He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
28. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
53. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
54. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. Rajnikanth taught Voldemort Parseltongue.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
80. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
99. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100. Rajnikanth doesn’t answer nature’s call nature answers Rajnikanth’s call!!
101. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

-Hitendra

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212 टिप्पणिया

  1. This is hilarious.
    He is an absolute super star!

  2. बहुत ही सुन्दर प्रस्तुति..शुभकामनाएं!!

    1. hi i whant tow rajnikant tamil acoter mobile number ok can u help me thank you

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        PLS ADD 0 IF OUT OF KARNATAKA

    2. u’r great is my best

    1. Rajnikanth’s Ball do not grow hair because these are made of steel.

  3. 1) BREAKING NEWS:

    NASA DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE…!!!

    Because…

    RAJNI SIR purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration…!

    2) RAJNIKANTH purchased a 40×40 acre land with 4 wells at each corner of that square site….

    Guess y?

    Simple..
    …TO PLAY CARROM….

    3) RajniKanth once farted after a heavy meal…
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    Thats how our EARTH got its OZONE layer….!!

    4) Rajnikanth had died 20 years ago…

    But DEATH hasn’t build up the courage to tell him yet.

    5) Rajnikanth can finish MARIO and CONTRA without using the jump button…!

    6) Rajnikanth doesnt pay attention….

    Attention PAYS him….!!

    7)
    After 50 years, Robots will make a movie named “RAJNIKANTH”…..

    After 80 years, even the Ghost of Rajnikanth will be a SUPERSTAR….

    8) Y did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947……?

    Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949…;)

    1. You are a racist! you people never allow anyone to grow on their soil!! Even, you people are giving respect to the hardworking, dedicated and respectful sardars!! Do you people are considering north-east Indians as an indians? See You Back!! Its Stinking!!

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  5. made me forget the rough day i had.
    thank u freinds

  6. (1)Rajnikant can takes 11 wickets in one over
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    (2)When Rajnikant closes his eyes,it becomes night
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    (3)Rajni’s year is of infinite days₪
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    (4)The British leaves India when they came to know that Rajni will born.

    Add these jokes

  7. sardarji gave rajni 500crores for diverting all the jokes towards him

  8. once dinosaurs borrowed money from rajnikant and refused to pay him back. that was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs … they went extinct..!

    1. Y dinosaurs needed money u IDIOT???????

      1. Plz dont read jokes… its not good for ur health.

      2. dont u understand jokes..ur the idiot here…

  9. once rajni was swimming in sea








    the tsunami formed.;-/

  10. So many jokes on rajnikanth on the internet, does any one know who wrote them? Rajnikant does. and no one will ever know again.

  11. hey guys this is a better one –
    once rajnikanth was fighting on a truck and some of his blood fell in the truck’s engine. Now we know the truck as optimus prime.

  12. Once reporters asked rajnikanth : “people make jokes of you., dont u feel bad..”
    Rajnikanth replied: “who makes jokes of me. They are all telling the truth”.

  13. More companies Investing in Power sector in India as we need more energy … Rajnikant has bought one more cell phone..!!!

    Everyday in India power cut by one second..Bcoz Ranjikant Charges his mobile…

  14. my god!!!!!!!!!!
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    i cant imagine
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    hai kya ye Rajnikant,
    we are so thankful to rajnikant he is a hero not Vilene,
    otherwise hero always die in movie

  15. i have so many msges of Rajni sir in my cell phone ……………………………………………..so my phone is working without battery this days !!!!
    ha ha ha ha………….thanks to Rajni sir

  16. dude this is not some kinda joke.. he is a superstar! dont we have salman and other cheap rascals to do such hilarious comedies.. grow up.. dont divide india by making fun of south indian actors.. none of other indian actors has gesture of rajnikanth he is such a big star but is humble.. tell me one actor who is so noble?? look at bollywood actors and directors? no one is making their own movie.. copying from bengali malyalam tamil telgu movies, only that bollywood has money.. not even music is good in bollywood if not a.r.rahman..

    1. common relax man, they are just jokes. we love rajni, who else could put comedy in an action movie other then him😉

    2. Dear friend no one is dividing south indian and boolywood it is you who is giving a joke an ethnic or communal color,we never ever heard before any thing the one u want to say or said already, please appologize to everyone. we all love rajnikant.

      regards

    3. abe gandu… once rajnikant wants to fight with me….

      pachi shu…

      aapde to aapi didhi ek undha haath ni benchodne.

      aapde to rajni hoy k gajini lode latke … aa shu benchod roj roj

      1. u r a real basterd hw can u say that abt him, Rajini is God.

      2. m***********g shit bicth ass wipe bastard….

        1. MOTHERFUCKER why are the stars for??????

      3. BETA GAAND MEIN DUM HO TO SABKE SAAMNE AAKAR YE BOL… WAHI CHALAA JAAYEGA JAHAA SE AAYA THA… TERI MAA KO PHIR SE TUJHE PAIDA KARNA PADEGA.

        1. teri toh mai ma chod dunga agar rajini ko gaali nahi di toh……madarchod

    4. BRO ITS TIME TO WAKE UPO RAJNI IS STILL NOT IN MADAM TUSSADES WAX COLLECTION AND WHOM U ARE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY ACTOR IN SOUTH IS KAMAL HASSNA HIS ACTION AND ACTING BOTH HAS SOME SENSE NOT LIKE RAJNI ALL FOOLISH THINGS HE CAN DO AND NOT HAS EVEN DECENT FAN FOLLOWING AMITABH AND SHAHRUKH HAS GOT SOME STATURE AT SUCH AN AGE AND ARE UNIVERSALLY ACCLAIMED NOT LIKE RAJNI WHO LOCALLY ACCLAIMED GREAT ACTOR!!!!!

    5. I feel sorry for you south indians having such poor test. No nobel person & having some brain can like Rajnikant. What foreginers must be thinking about India for such madness in movies.

      Anyway, Rajnikant has given us timepass.

    6. Mere desh premiyo , wapahs me prem karo DESH PREMIYON

  17. 1)ONCE HANUMAANJI WERE CAUGHT READING “RAJNIKANTH CHALISA”..
    2)WHAT DOES THE GOD EXCLAIM WHEN HE IS SHOCKED???? OH MY RAJNIKANTH…
    3) RAJNI KNOWS WHO LET THE DOG’S OUT…
    MIND YIT….

  18. There is no such word as “IMPOSSIBLE” in Rajni’s Sir dictionary.

  19. Once Rajinikant on hot seat of KBC…
    And computer needed a lifeline to choose the questions🙂

  20. new movie for ranjanikath 3 RASCALAS.
    instead of jahanpanna………..tohfa kabul ho
    dialogs will be
    enna rascela mind ith.

  21. WHY RAJANIKANTH IS ALWAYS INVOLVED IN THESE KIND OF ACTIVITIES?

  22. Once Rajnikanth participated in 100 mtrs race. Obvious he won but, Einstein Died after watching his race because …
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    Light came second !!

    1. Actually Light came third… Rajnikath’s shadow came second… ha ha ha

  23. Thanx a lot guys……..u ppl made my day……Einstein one was awesome……I love Rajni sir….

  24. rajnikant showed middle finger to a girl n she ws pregnant….lmao

  25. This is truely hillarious!!!
    A complete collection of logical & myths around big “R”🙂

    1. hey ankit… who said these are myths… hehehehe:)🙂

  26. once there was a massive accident between a cycle and a train. The train was destructed.Why???
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    Coz RAJANIKANTH was Sitting on the cycle

  27. great.. bro.. its hilarious.. i just got down from the chair …

  28. Friends after 100 years Guess wat will b d years called?
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    A.R. and B.R.
    (After RajiniKanth and Before RajiniKanth)

  29. awsome jokes ….:D………… i love rajanikanth

  30. Get the film street journal magazine to read the awesome interview of Rajnikant. Available at Oxford, Crossword and Landmark

  31. Rajanikanth can access his Facebook account without any email id, mobile number and password.

  32. Only Rajnikanth can punised ‘Aparichit’

  33. ATTENTION :

    It is notify toall INDIANS that on new year 1/1/2011 the electric powercut will occour in all over nation for 12 hours. Why…..?????

    coz RAJANIKANT will be charging his battery on that time…..

  34. Once Hritik Roshan & RAJANIKANT participate in DANCE compition. at d end result Hritik suffers in GUZARIS film

  35. There is nothing to rave about this. These jokes are simply lifted from Chuck Norris Facts and replaced the Chuck Norris’ name with Rajnikanth. Shame on you

    1. Chuck Norris is nothing in front of RAJNI .

  36. I am Rajnikanth and I have no problem with this blog! Who the hell has guts to compare me with Chuck Norris???

  37. You Mr(Or MRS) Tamilian! yahhh its obvious you don’t have a sense of humour…just chill out or go take a hike…oh wait..ur lungi might come in the way of you walking…ohh boo hoo…..someone stole the jokes from chuck Norris…go break a coconut on ur head dude!

  38. once a mosquito bitten rajni
    so guess wht happened???…..
    mosquito suffered frm dengue🙂

  39. why munni got badnaam??????
    coz munna was rajnikanth:)

  40. Latest 2 news
    RAJNIKANTH completd NFS MoST WANTDWid
    CYCLE..

    Today Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi..
    Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye..
    Cycle Driver
    “RAJNIKANT” Farrar…

  41. very few ppl knw tht the filming of jurassi park was done in ajnikanths underwear……….!sry sir

  42. Once a girl loose her virginity…..rajnikant brought her back…😉

    Long live Rajnikant….

  43. nw whts the use he should have checked the dictionary first before buying it he shukd hav bought aone wid the word impossile

  44. When ranjnikanth is Driving Car on the road ,all signal’s on road get automatic Green for him ,and Red for all other’s

  45. Rajnikant Never Drive the Car on road ,He just sit inside the car and Road take’s his car to the destination

  46. Why ArmStrong was jumping on MOON when he land first time ?..
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    Because he saw Ranjnikant and his children were playing Cricket on MOON

  47. IN Life Every one has to adjust as per the Enviroment, but Enviroment get adjust ,where ever rajnikant goes

  48. Rajnikant never open any website on Browser ,Browser open the website for Him

  49. Rajnikant has his own satellite revolving around the earth for his own mobile service

  50. RAjnikant never user ATM card ,he just put the finger in ATM machine and get the amount what he want.

  51. If Salman Khan not geting any Offer for New pictures in BollyHood, He meet’s Rajnikant and pray him to get the new picture

  52. Whle Signing any new Picture in Bollywood,AMIR KHAN first discuss with rajnikant & if he say’s “go ahead” then only he sign’s

  53. GOD IS EVERY WHERE & EVERY WHERE IS RAJNIKANTH

  54. SHOLAY SCENE…….
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    GABAR Say’s : Kitne ADMI Thai

    Kaliya Say’s: “Rajnikant” Sarkar

    GABAR :GABAR left Ramgad with his army

  55. RAJNIKANTH once ‘farted’, today we know it as Rajnigandha

  56. bill getes-mera ghar itna bada hai ki ander local train chalti hai.
    rajni-mera ghar itna bada hai ki ghar me call karne k leya kone me chale jao to roaming lagta hai.

  57. rajnikanth boom se aagerbetti jalata hai.

  58. awwsome jokes buddies, keep on posting as many jokes as you can on rajini sir THE GREAT.

  59. Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else.

  60. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS

  61. Once a rajnikant gave MBA Exam Paper
    nd wht happend in his result u know ???
    He was
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    Failed
    Chodya MBA to mazakni cheez 6 !!!!!

  62. Rajnikanth Killed Undertaker
    That’s why people call him deadman

  63. Nokia is xpected 2 launch Nokia R-1.
    Rajani Series in this year
    with 10 sims at a tim.
    500GB memry
    320M.pixels camera
    TV, fridge, AC, Car in one mobil fone

  64. Once upon a tim Rajanikant used tooth powder 2 et strong teeth . . .
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    2day dat powder is known as Ambuja Cements

  65. The death of Micheal jackson is revealed
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    The day before he died
    He saw Rajanikanths Dance
    And he got shocked
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    Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”

  66. CAT is outdated. Now the students have to prepare for RAT.
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    Wondering what it is?
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    RAJNIKANTH APTITUDE TEST

  67. Once rajni was shaking his cock and he spilled his cum on a building and the building is known as the white house

    1. ha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha ha

  68. 1) Rajnikanth’s dog house has a signboard on it saying. . . . . . . . . “Beware of Rajnikant!!”

    2) Rajni’s wish agle janam mohe bitiya hi kijo.

    3)Who can stop 100 cars with one hand?

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    Ans- Its Traffic police Not Rajnkant. LOL

    More at:
    Best Rajnikanth Jokes

  69. when Amithabh bachan opened his eyes the sun startes shining into the earth.
    when sharuk khan jumped the earthquake occured.

  70. once rajnikantha showed middlefinger to a women
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    …and the women became pragnent………….

  71. the flim “anaconda” was shot inside rajnikantha’s pant

    1. dai seema baaaaaduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  72. # Rajani Sir hold’s the bullet and fires the gun , the gun flies and kills 100 villains…

    # Rajani sir can make maggie in 2 secs!!!!

    # Time waits for Rajani sir’s approval to start.

    # Rajani sir has “I FINGER” ,he uses any flat surface to browse internet and read these jokes.

    # Only Rajani sir can create or destroy energy !!!

    # We all know Rajani sir can split a bullet in two with a blade , but did you know he can split a blade in two with his beard hair !!!!

    # When Rajani sir snaps his one side finger the sound travels around the earth and is heard by his other side ear….

    # Rajani sir can capture light and separate the colour from white using bare hands.

    # Santa Banta committed suicide in fear of loosing ,after they came to know that Rajani sir has joined the joke race..

    # Rajani sir’s enemy’s are so afraid that they never sleep , cos they know he can kill them in dreams too.

    # Rajaini sir’s joke a day keeps doctor away🙂

    SUPERHIT FLIMS DID NOT MADE HIM A SUPERSTAR , HE ACTED IN THOSE FLIMS SO THEY BECAME SUPERHIT……..

  73. kon hai yee bahanchood Rajnikant.Sala esi and sand moviee kyoo banata hai?????

  74. once rajnikanath read all the jokes published on internet and the nexr day he warns evry user on internet ………………………………………………………………….
    stop publishing jokes about me on internet else i will delete the internet
    Rajnikanth Rocks !!! ahahahaha

  75. Da Combo Pack-
    Santa Banta, C.I.D. Team & Rajnikant were walking through a desert, Suddenly, out of nowhere, they see a huge sandstrom coming,

    Santa: Oye Banta, tufaan!
    Banta: Santa, apun toh marenge ab!

    ACP Pradyuman: Daya jara Pata lagao ye hamare rasste mein rukawat ayi to ayi kaha se?
    Daya: Sir, na yaha darwaza hai jisse todke hum bhaag sake na tufaan ko mein thappad maar sakta hu……
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    RAJNIKANT: Sorry for Sneezing😀

  76. Once while sleeping rajni was uttering some numbers. the collection, today is known as log table!

  77. Once rajnikanth fought with superman to determine the stronger of the two, with the bet that the loser will wear his undies over pants for the rest of his life

  78. Rajnikanth can move the clock in anti-clockwise direction…..

  79. Once RAJNIKANTH was crossing a highway when suddenly a 32 wheeler lorry banged against him with full force!
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    We all now know that lorry as
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    ” TATA NANO ”

    yenna rascalla?? Mind it !!

  80. Kya gande wale aand gul hue tumhari landi si baate padhkar

  81. Roadies 9

    Audition of Raghu, Rajiv & Ranvijay

    taken by Rajnikanth

    Yanaa Rascala, Mind it….

  82. — If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
    — When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
    — Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
    — Rajnikanth hears sign language
    — When do earthquakes occur? When Rajnikanth’s mobile is on vibration mode!
    — Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one percent of his knowledge with the world. Thus,google was born!
    — Once a Rajni’s photo was placed for Xerox – Guess What Happened?
    We Had 2 XEROX MACHINES

    This msg. is being sent in the intrest of humanity- “plz stop making jokes on rajnikant or else he will delete the forward option..”..;-)

  83. Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum..
    wah wah
    Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum…
    wah wah

    …Aage kya hua? Hona kya tha, Rajnikant ne phoonk mari, Aur sukh gaye hum!!

  84. look at binscorner.com and search for “rajinikant”

  85. When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, he was welcome by Rajnikanth who said “hello, Armstrong”

  86. Rajnikanth can drive a car at a speed of 120 km/h in neutral gear.

  87. nice jokes , it look real… rajnikanth is the real super star of INDIA.
    ALL THE BEST

  88. those who are making jokes about rajnikanth are real………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… bitch suckers…..

    he is giving more than his 60% profit to orphanage and to poor people!

    those who knows tamil and against our rajni, it is for you!

    ommala… naaaye suutha nakki , amithabathan poola vumbi vankada

    1. I am not south indian, but i am still his good fan. These jokes people make bcoz of his stunts shown in his film which no actor has committed.

        1. Robo is one of best in south indian history…
          sharuk copied that film named as RAA-1… I accept sharuk was a great actor, but he cant stand be4 rajini.
          He is 61 old but you cant identify from his performance!!!! he rocks!!!!!!!1

  89. correct da machi….
    apdiye rajni maapla poolayum vumba solidu

  90. ayaee……
    maplaki pool sinathuda… entha vumba sollalam.
    enthu anogonda maari…

  91. Only 2 words fuck off …all south indians!!

    1. fuck off south indians???? you meant it????
      funny ya… otha baadu….
      hi sachin… you fuck all the ass of south indian and say whether its hot or not!!!! You dnt know abt me!!! don of south indian!!!! Muthu… Parvathi muthu….
      real terror head of rajini fan club. I ll track your ip address soon!!!! fuck off idiot….

    2. 2 word for south india???? ok.. for north indian… ommala… thuuma… vandhu enka elaru pooola vumbitu pooda… (Dnt u understand)… here the translation for sachine thevdiya… Bastard… Come and fuck all the south indian… dicks…. and get money from the great hero… dhanusssh…. If u find his pool and vumbify… u ll paid twice… Happya???? thank u… thevdiya sachin thuuma!!!

  92. Rajnikant has got great regards for his charity and simple down to earth life style.
    But you don’t like cartoons when you grow up. similarly you just laugh on cheap actions done in south Indian movies but many crazy guys cling to these false actions and get emotional.

    rajnikant once gained weight and is avoiding travelling in air.

    Reason

    He fears sky will fall down on us.

  93. Funny, yes. But it isn’t that funny when you have already read all of them since they were Chuck Norris jokes. I do like a few for their original content, but most of them are just Chuck Norris jokes…

    1. agreed. though some are authentic.. like the tata nano. hehe.

  94. rajni asks sambhar at mc donalds and guess wt he get it

    1. he will get wat he asked… but if u ask it… u ll get his shit(which has been dropped before 15 days)

  95. India in 20-20 final against Australlia. 1 ball 24 runs required. Rajini batting. Bowler bowls and Rajini hits. Ball goes up in the air, breaks up into 6 parts and each part sails over the boundary rope. India wins by 12 runs.

  96. A new TV serial is being actively demanded from Tamil Nadu. “BAL RAJINI”.

  97. These r true..Rajni sir cheated death…he is returning home(chennai from singapore)..

  98. போங்கடா போகும்போது பொருள விட்டுட்டு போங்கடா, உசிர விட்டுட்டு போகாதுங்க………

  99. BREAKING NEWS…………………………
    Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent.

    In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!………….. Long Live Rajnikant!…..

  100. I am so delited to see that so many people are my fans.I have no problem with this page.I hope that you all will like my next movie Rana.I am also hoping that it will be a super hit movie.Thank you all for making my movies super hit.I even want you all to see Shahrukh Khan’s next film Ra.one because it is a very good movie and I am doing a cameo in it.So,I request you all to please watch it also.

  101. “Once when he was a student in school, he lost his notes. Those notes are today known as W*k*pedia”

  102. Ek bar rajni ka lighter spce me choot gaya jise log aaj suraj (sun) ke nam se jante hai.

  103. At the age of 5 days ,rajnikanth did all the above activities .we are knowing n listening these now…

  104. Go To Google & Type:

    “how to find rajnikanth”

    Select The First Option & Read..!!

  105. Movie Director: Where were you born?
    Rajnikanth: India.
    Movie Director: In which part?
    Rajnikanth: What ‘which part’?
    Rajnikanth and his whole body was born in India.
    Any doubt?

    …………………………………………………….

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  106. Rajni Purchase 4 nano car y?
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    simple for do skating

  107. rahnikant can solve the rubix cube within a fraction of Planck time..(i.e 5.3 X 10 ^-44 ..It is the time required for light to travel, in a vacuum, a distance of 1 Planck length.

  108. Rajnikant and Superman once decided to fight. The bet was that the loser would wear his underwear outside.

    The rest is History…………

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